That's right, this shit is so bad that my ears gave me the silent treatment. I don't know if I thought this sounded dope in 5th grade, but I feel like even a child could recognize that this can barely pass for music. They should play this shit at Guantanamo Bay, although that may be considered inhumane. For those of you who don't know who Tony Yayo is (lucky bastards) he is the shit stain on the hot mess that is G-Unit. If you can be a standout bad rapper while rapping alongside 50 Cent and Lloyd Banks, then you deserve a fucking medal. Luckily for G-Unit, Yayo was incarcerated during their first album and only appeared twice. He was heavily featured on their second album, thus ending G-Unit as a rap group. Yayo has such a mixture of horrible lyrics and an annoying voice that even the biggest 50 fans have to admit that this dumbass can't rap. This guy is a gangster who lived in the same neighborhood as 50, and that is the sole reason he was ever able to make a cent off of rap music.This album overall is horrible. The only question about it is which is worse, the lyrics, or the voice. I'm not scared of Tany Yayo as a person, but I am afraid that if I listen to him for too long that my brain will shut down because of a basic defensive instinct. I don't have much to say about this tape specifically other than that every track sounds the same. If a great rapper makes an album in which all of the tracks sound the same, it gets annoying. When Tony Yayo makes an album and all the tracks sound the same it is fucking torturous.
There is nothing good to say about this mixtape. I don't know if Tony Yayo has a fan base, but I'd love to sit down with those people and try to understand the psychological trauma they must have gone through that made them think that this was good music. I hate to not elaborate much at all on why this is bad, but it's truly hard to understand why the hell Tony Yayo ever even happens. He is so bad consistently over this whole tape, and doesn't deliver a single line that makes you stop and think, "oh maybe he has potential". Tony Yayo is possibly the only rapper to ever have not even a single redeeming quality. He isn't the type of guy that it's fun to like out of irony, it's just embarrassing that he even found his way onto my Itunes library. If I made it seem funny how bad this shit is I am truly sorry. If you go into this expecting to laugh at how horrendous it is, don't. You will be pissed off at the world for churning out idiots like Tony mother fucking god damn Yayo. This may be the worst musical project I have ever heard, and I am now awaiting permission from the local police department to put out a hit on Tony Yayo. Please leave a comment if you think you have heard something worse than this because I don't think it exists.
Rating: 0/5